Located a hop, skip, and a booze-fueled jump from The Strip, Palms Casino Resort went all Nick Cannon and married Mariah Carey... wait, no... they started wild 'n out on their digs, customizing 11 "Fantasy" pads that from the auteuristic Director's Suite to the voyeuristic Erotic Suite
With 1500sq/ft, near-perfect views of the Vegas skyline, and a full wet bar, the Director's Suite is sure to... ugh... make the cut, and with low-key lighting and no in-room cameras, you're pretty much guaranteed action! Unless you went to the NYFA
Described as "sexy and suggestive", the Erotic Suite comes equipped with a rotating bed, mirrored ceiling, and a "dancer's" pole
Fashioned after the Palms Ghostbar, the g-Suite is g-Reat, with a pool table and a Show Shower, which is a shower that has metal poles and flashing lights. People to bring into the shower: strippers. People to not bring into the shower: epileptics.
If you want to go to Vegas to play basketball in your room, you're wildly specific, but also in luck! The Hardwood suite spans two floors/10,000sqft, and can host 350 guests/the worst game of H-O-R-S-E ever
The Kingpin Suite is much fresher than a Foghat concert, with two regulation-sized bowling lanes, a lounge w/ a theater-sized projection TV, and 100-person capacity. Unfortunately, there are no novelty machines with a gross of fluorescent condoms, which would've been fun, even if you were alone
If you still haven't gotten over your crush on Trishelle, it's time to move on, but first... sleep in her old room and smell all the floors! The Real World Suite is the real deal, formerly housing the '02-'03 Vegas cast and their moderate to severe idiosyncrasies. Book this room to learn that when people stop being polite and start getting real, they get kicked out