Luxury digs that definitely aren't a gamble

Because you're sick of staying in rooms that don't have their own private jacuzzi, head over to The Cosmopolitan and give one of their five Premium Suites a try. Located on The Strip in the pulsing heart of Vegas, each room offers equal yet different Richie Rich-ness, from poolside views, to skyline views, to The View on your flatscreen.A very popular option, the poolside Bungalows come with three stories of marble floors, overflow bathtubs, and a boudoir in the master bedroom that's perfect for Frenching in.Downstairs, you'll be comforted by a gigantic wraparound couch that's great for people-watching from, but totally in a not-creepy-uncle way or anything. You know what, maybe just go outside.If bright color-schemes and white wraparound couches aren't your thing, they also come with dark color-schemes and brown wraparound couches, perfect for that brooding, I-just-lost-all-my-money-at-the-tables-and-can't-afford-this-suite-anymore vibe.Then there's the Lanai Suite, which offers access to a private terrace with a jacuzzi, which may or may not warp you and your friends back to the '80s, when John Cusack would Say Anything for a movie role.The Wraparound Terrace Suite trades pools and jacuzzies... jacuzzii... jac... whatever, it has awesome panoramic views of the Vegas skyline, plus a wine cooler made by Sub-Zero, in case you get bottles and can't Finish Them!photos:TheCosmopolitan