Las Vegas: home to hedonistic parties, pools teeming with bikini-clad women, and unfortunately for those parties and bikini-clad women, you. Of course, if you don't want to just another dude rolling around town discovering that Hangover hijinks aren't funny in real life, you could start setting yourself apart with one of these killer pads

Fantasy Suites at The Palms 4321 West Flamingo Road; Off-Strip; 702.942.7777 Located a hop, skip, and a booze-fueled jump from The Strip, Palms Casino Resort went all Nick Cannon and married Mariah Carey... wait, no... they started wild 'n out on their digs, customizing 11 "Fantasy" pads. Read the full review...
Bad Ass Hard Rock Suites 4455 Paradise Road; Off-Strip; 800.693.7625 Because our economy's currently in a place where everyone can safely blow every penny they have, the Hard Rock's unleashed 10 awesomely themed super-suites, all featuring near-70" flatscreens, hot tubs, and seven-spout uber-showers. Read the full review...
Fantastic Four Suites at Rumor 455 E Harmon Ave; Off-Strip; 702.369.5400 Vegas' boutique hotspot now boasts four quadruple-size mega-rooms, all of which feature 60" flat screens, custom furniture, enormous bathrooms with a five-person rain shower (you player!), and free adult movies. Read the full review...
Premium Suites at The Cosmopolitan 3708 Las Vegas Blvd South; The Strip; 702.698.7000 Because you're sick of staying in rooms that don't have their own private jacuzzi, head over to The Cosmopolitan and give one of their five Premium Suites a try. Read the full review...
MGM's Skyline Terrace Suite 3799 Las Vegas Blvd South; The Strip; 877.880.0880 MGM's Skyline Terrace Suite features two levels' worth of high roller accommodations, with half of the 1300sqft of penthouse real estate comprising an outdoor patio so breathtaking you'll be like "Dude... I can't breathe... this thing is taking all of my breath". Read the full review...
Vegas Bachelor Pad Narrow Isthmus Ave; Off-Strip; Email for reservation Round up 13 of your closest buds and get ready to have a pain in the ass trying to agree on every part of your Vegas bachelor party except where to stay, because this sweet, 5200sq/ft residence is mere minutes from The Strip. Read the full review...
Aria Sky Villa 3730 Las Vegas Blvd S; The Strip; 877.580.2742 Designed by Peter Marino (responsible for everything from Andy Warhol's townhouse to Paris' Louis Vuitton flagship), the Aria's new 7000sqft of two-story awesomeness smacks you with a gold staircase and 15 rooms that include a billiards den, a steam room/sauna, and a mini-gym. Read the full review...
Vegas Punk House Located Off-Strip; Email for reservation Owned by Fat Mike -- lead singer of prolific punk band NoFx -- the Vegas Punk House is a full-size residence located just 4-miles (~10min) from The Strip, containing three bedrooms and capable of sleeping 10. Read the full review...

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1. Palms Casino & Resort 4321 W Flamingo Rd, Las Vegas, NV 89103 (Strip)

This luxury casino sports gorgeous accommodations, high-end restos (N9ne Steakhouse, Alize, Nove Italiano), and a spa/salon.

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2. Hard Rock Hotel & Casino 4455 Paradise Rd, Las Vegas, NV 89109 (Strip)

The concept behind Hard Rock hotels is simple: people need a place to crash after raging, gambling, eating, and drinking all night. And the Vegas outpost ensures that you'll be able to accomplish all of those things in one spot, with three towers devoted to hotel rooms, the casino, over 200,000sqft of pools, nine restos to booze or grab a bite, plenty of ways to (bachelor) party during your last nights as a free man, and more.

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3. Rumor 455 East Harmon Avenue, Las Vegas, NV 89169 (Strip)

Sitting where the former St. Tropez hotel did, Rumor's the anti-Vegas: two basically-gaming-free (video poker, what!) stories of luxe lodging boasting a South Beach vibe thanks to a 30,000sqft pool area with hammock-strung palm trees, a grassy area for picnics and events, and private cabanas that feeds into a sun-lit lobby featuring white marble floors, a bar, and eclectic seating including white patent leather couches and black suede Mad Hatter chairs, although hopefully not the disappointing Tim Burton ones.

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4. The Cosmopolitan 3708 Las Vegas Blvd S, Las Vegas, NV 89109 (Strip)

Designed with dual 50-story spires, a 100,000 sq ft casino, and 3,000 rooms with floor-to-ceiling windows, the Cosmopolitan attracts freshly legal drinkers and club kids looking to party. And because you're just plain sick of staying in rooms that don't have their own private jacuzzi, give one of their five Premium Suites a try...

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5. MGM Grand Hotel & Casino 3799 Las Vegas Blvd S, Las Vegas, NV 89109 (Strip)

MGM Grand Hotel & Casino offers numerous suites and penthouses for your Vegas vacation. Dine at one of their signature restos (Joel Robuchon, Hakkasan, Craftsteak... to name a few), or relax at the spa or salon.

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6. Vegas Bachelor Pad Mermaid Lagoon Street, Las Vegas, 89139 (Off Strip)

Round up 13 of your closet buds and get ready for a really hard time organizing that trip. Also, bring them to this sweet 5200sq/ft Vegas residence mere minutes from The Strip. Like pool parties? Great! There's a pool! Like pool? Great! There's a pool table! Like tables? Great! There's like four tables! Not to mention six luxury bedrooms and a full-size kitchen...

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7. Aria 3730 Las Vegas Blvd S, Las Vegas, NV 89158 (Strip)

With 61 stories of gleaming floor-to-ceiling windows, this chic, upscale resort is an entertainment mecca right in the heart of the Strip. Aria boasts an array of boutique fine-dining options -- ranging from Sage, helmed by James Beard Award-winning chef Shawn McClain to Michael Mina's cutting-edge French eatery Bardot Brasserie -- lounges, clubs, spas, and high-end stores.

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8. Vegas Punk House S Decatur Blvd & W Desert Inn Rd , Spring Valley , NV 89102 (Off Strip)

Owned by Fat Mike -- lead singer of prolific punk band NoFx -- the Vegas Punk House is a full-size residence located just 4-miles (~10min) from The Strip, containing three bedrooms and capable of sleeping 10.

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