It's a joy to see old things in new ways, unless the old thing is Chris Evans, in which case is it all joy for Billie, or did he actually pay the Piper? For new ways to see old things more majestic than creepy, join the Elite Car & Castle Tour.
New from Aussie-based Como Travel, Elite's a three-week supercar tour of The UK, stopping at its most venerably plush, five-star-only stone fortresses for banquet dinners, relaxation, and presumably, drag-oon racing. There are 15 bone-shakingly cool two-person motors on offer, which you can swap with others along the way, including a Maserati Quattroporte, a trio of Astons (DB9, Volante, Vantage), a pair of Ferraris (F1 Spider & California), Lambo's Gallardo & Spyder, and a single Jag XF, which really ought to be enough to imPrescott anyone. In the way of castles, the southern end's represented by Amberley's 12thC, multi-award winning ultra-luxe citadel, while working north you'll arrive at Thornbury (sleep in Henry VIII's bedroom, now with free WiFi!), and, upon reaching Scotland, the Dalhousie digs where Longshanks stayed before defeating William Wallace -- after sleeping there, every other 800yr-old lodging will leave you feeling gutted.
Ensuring drivers get a chance to push their cars all out, there'll be a couple of race days along the way, taking on the tracks at Bands Hatch & Goodwood -- or, what you get when the answer to "Do You Have a Girlfriend" is yes, and you're finally no longer a Virgin.