The PaliHotel

Next time your parents're in town, save yourself from the weird possibility that they could do it on your Murphy Bed, and put them up at this new 32-room boutique hotel right in the middle of the busy part of Melrose. It features rustic in-room details like wooden ladders, horse saddles, and steel coat racks, plus a Thai massage parlor on-property, meaning watching them leave might not be the only happy ending. Gross.