1. Crocker Club
Located in the former home of Crocker Citizens National Bank, the Crocker Club is the place to go to pretend you’ve got a trust fund. And then pretend blow that pretend trust. A reservation in the original vault comes with a personal DJ, a waitress to fetch you whatever you desire, and a private security guard to keep out the riff raff. Private chamber rooms, where the wealthiest bank patrons used to check out their safe-deposit-box riches, are a little more low-key (and don’t have giant-ass stainless-steel doors). For the peasant crowd, there’s the back room Ghost Bar’s resident DJs, special guests, and jazzy hand-painted ceiling.