Fire up an excavator, and just go nuts
Working your way up the corporate ladder can be tough, which is exactly why you should climb those much shorter metal ladders, then bulldoze the crap out of everything in sight at manual-labor wonderland People at Play: The Heavy Equipment Experience. Just a breezy 3.5hr Spring road trip away in Bradenton, the SE's first construction playground lets you climb into, and, like a gangster, do what you will with all the heavy machinery your Xanax has been annoyingly urging you to not operate for years. Read the three "Job Descriptions" below, and apply as soon as possible -- positions are filling up fast
Superintendent (job time: 6hrs): Applicant will be responsible for managing an experienced team: Excavator, Skid Steer Loader, and Bulldozer. Problem-solving acumen paramount, namely for tasks like Dozer Island, in which applicants must bulldoze their way out of a ring of dirt. Microsoft Excel a plus.