If Americans are good at one thing, it's not... sex. Or, apparently, being sexy. It's eating, of course. You knew that. And eating large quantities of artery clogging foods, to boot. We may as well have invented heart attacks and diabetes, and this distinction hasn’t gone unnoticed by the rest of the world.
In fact, there are restaurants all over the globe trying their darnedest to be authentically American… and the results fall somewhere between hilariously embarrassing and just plain sad. Here are seven of the worst trying their best.