Finally, as on all good seafaring vessels, there's even a logbook -- in which one guest sketched an impressive rendering of St. Paul's Cathedral while another simply quoted the great words of Lonely Island and T-Pain, "I'm on a boat".
Now if you too want to be on this boat, you'll need just under $500 (if there are two of y'all) or around $200 (if you're going solo like a true sailor); for info about entering the lottery, go here.
Chloe Pantazi is an editorial assistant on Thrillist's travel team. She once partied on a boat on the Thames. River + booze + that Pitbull song from 2009 = too many kinds of sickness. Follow her on Twitter at @ChloePantazi.