According to Whitbread's eBay post, he's "just looking for a new friend who fancies a holiday with someone fun." He also wants to assure people that he's cool, too.
"I’m not boring, I’m adventurous otherwise I wouldn’t be doing something as ridiculous as this... I smoke, I drink and damm have I got some sharp moves on that dance floor! I’ve got no criminal record but sometimes I should be locked up for my snoring," he wrote.
Which, OK. But perhaps the snoring explains why the guy's ex-fiancée ended things in the first place.
The bid was at $1,725 on Monday afternoon, with nine days left before bidding closes. The pair will travel to Playa Dorado on Feb. 16, returning on March 3.
Chloe Pantazi is an editorial assistant on Thrillist's travel team. Yes, that's a British accent. No, she doesn't watch Doctor Who. Follow her on Twitter at @ChloePantazi.