Drinking too much on the plane
If you thought your luggage took forever to come out at baggage claim before, try waiting for it after you've had a few.
Forgetting to clean out your carry-on bag
You MAY have forgotten to take out that half-empty bottle of Powerade from the gym, and have to go back through the x-ray line. You may also have forgotten to empty your bag after your last trip to a pistol range/reggae concert and find yourself a guest of the airport for an undetermined amount of time.
Wearing jewelry and/or complicated shoes
Yes, you look gorgeous in your 14-buckle, thigh-high boots and arm full of bangles. But there’s nothing sexier than a woman who can get through airport security in under 20 minutes.