While this Airbnb offering may not technically have a bellboy, it overcomes such adversity by being set in the massive clocktower of London's St Pancras International station, which means it has some truly elevated views.
The room itself is more of an apartment, and there's no risk of you turning into a hunchback, thanks to the fact that it's 33ft high.
Included is a large kitchen/diner, and there's even another double bedroom if you want it.
The room's en suite and rocks central WiFi, iPod docking, a flatscreen, and a sofa.
They've even thought of the little things, such as leaving you a British cellphone w/ pre-paid SIM, an international plug adapter, and a pre-loaded Oyster Card (to use on all public transport) so you won't have to shell out for one yourself.
The whole front of the building is a clock that was originally constructed about 150yrs ago, but thankfully never rings, so, give it a big hand!
St Pancras itself is literally a 30min train ride away from the heart of Paris, and a five minute jaunt into the center of town -- and at the bottom of the building, you'll find The Gilbert Scott, a fine-diner from Gordon Ramsey's former best bud, famed for his quasi-mod-ern cuisine.