Staying in the Seashell House down by the sea shore is about as desirable as a tongue twister can get, because this two-home abode in Isla Mujeres has everything you want in a vacation home, and, you know, it looks like a freaking seashell. The compound was originally constructed by two brothers, Eduardo & Octavio Ocampo, who were inspired by the mountains of seashells all around them. The pool is shared by both houses, so either book the two of 'em, or prepare to mingle with other seashell lovers. The Moon Shell is the smaller of the two residences, and sports an "immaculate" king bed for two...with a seashell headboard. Your faucet is a seashell. Your shower: also a seashell!. The Queen Conch residence is a bit more of a party house, with ample chill space like this almost complete circle couch. What's a vacation without a topless woman? The Kitchenette comes with a large fridge, microwave, filtered water tank, and gas stovetop. Anyone still hankering for that puka shell necklace will love this bathroom. And when you get all crabby, head out to the beautiful waters of the Isla Mujeres and pray to god you don't see anymore seashells.