16. Sitting in the last row and asking why your seat doesn’t recline
Because physics. That’s why.
17. Getting angry when there is no meal. In coach.
Remember back in the '90s when you and Jerry Seinfeld used to make those HILARIOUS jokes about how bad airline food was? Careful what you wish for. Also, believe it or not, the flight attendants do not make the larger business decisions for multi-billion dollar airlines.
18. Asking why the plane is delayed
No, there's no grand conspiracy that flight attendants have with the pilots, the airport, the FAA, Congress, Vladimir Putin, and the New York Times to keep every passenger completely in the dark about why the flight is still sitting at the gate. When they know, you know -- just listen patiently for an announcement. Is that so hard?