11. You may only plug in ONE device at a time
Even if you DID grow up an only child, there are times in life when you need to share. This is one of them. Next time, maybe bring a book. Or a Kindle; apparently they have an excellent battery life.
12. Never, under penalty of death, use someone’s charger without their permission
It’s like walking up to someone at McDonald’s and just grabbing a French fry. Awkward, rude, and actually kinda gross.
13. Long, extended phone conversations about nothing are prohibited
Though your new lady friend probably is extremely concerned that you’ve been forced to spend an extra hour in the boarding area, you’ll see her soon enough. Let the phone charge, then argue about who has to hang up first.
14. You may not ask someone to unplug, no matter what they're doing
Doing this trumps any breach of the rules above, because if they’re too stupid to be courteous, don’t make yourself look stupid too. You may, however, casually stand next to them and read this article aloud.