This members-only joint charges a $15 yearly fee, with a $25 nightly cover. And while the club's Geocities-era website goes heavy on exclamations, its discount rates for bachelor parties and two stages will leave you heavy on the exhalations.
And it offers handicap accommodations!
Foxy Nightclub -- El Paso, TX
When Belinda Carlisle recorded "Heaven Is a Place on Earth", she probably meant this place, which lets you bring your own cooler. Baseball games don't even let you do that. And baseball games don't have naked women!