Lake of the Ozarks -- Missouri
Party Cove is, well, exactly that. Watch out for the "gauntlet", two parallel rows of boats that subject any new seafarers to water balloons, serious Super Soaker action, and a steady stream of insults.
This place is so party hardy that even The New York Times
deemed it worthy of travel coverage alongside the Hamptons... awkward. From AquaPalooza
to ridiculous yachts and lax laws on toplessness, it's a "vast, loud, wet, sexy, joyous, and furious revel", said the Times
' "enterprising" reporter.