Google Japan introduces keyless keyboard
Japan may be known for its advanced technology, but the country’s latest invention just blows. Literally. Google Japan’s keyless keyboard, for when you’re too lazy to type with your fingers, is essentially a high-tech party horn that you blow into to type; you can apparently control the letters you type depending on how strong you exhale. OK.
Verdict: Breathtakingly bad.
On April 1 only, Uber users in Bangkok can ride in a boat, and use the promo code “HELPIDONTLIVEONAHILL” (ha ha) to get a discount. But here’s the catch (y'know, other than this not being real): the boats sail on the streets. Where they're going, they don't need roads.
Verdict: Uber pointless.