In perhaps the most charitable move since Ryanair released a pin-up poster to raise money for teen cancer treatment, Arnold Schwarzenegger is now offering you and a buddy the chance to ride with him in his tank, while simultaneously helping children in need. Here's what you need to know:
The former Governator's teaming up with Omaze and After-School All-Stars to provide after-school programming for less-fortunate kids across America; he'll match every single donation, dollar for dollar. You and your +1 will ride shotgun with Schwarzenegger as he tears around Melody Ranch in his 50-ton M47 Patton -- the same model he operated during his time in the Austrian army. Afterward, the three of you will enjoy a primo cigar and reflect on the lives of the children you've saved. A mellow end to the greatest day of your life.
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