Proof that all artists aren't starving, this Artists' Loft on Airbnb is the ultimate bachelor pad, with a crazy view of the skyline, a fully stocked bar, and one thousand square feet of space to do with whatever you want. So long as it's not pretend to be Jackson Pollock. The joint beats out most hotels on the entertainment center front, with a Blu-Ray player and a 47in flatscreen. There's also a gigantic bed, in case you want to sleep. It's an Englander w/ 210 thread count sheets. The view from the top is also a perfect place to plot your voyage through one of Portland's most popular areas, The Pearl. From up here, you can map out a trip between high-end restaurants, dive bars, jazz clubs, book stores, and arcades. There's a work station (zzzz) and a fully stocked bar (yeah!). All you're asked to do is restock it with a similar spirit to the one you consumed, or tip the creepy gnome statue on the side. His name is Olaf, and he hates Monarch gin. You're in Portland, so get some Stumptown coffee and prepare it in one of these fancy coffee makers. You're still in Portland, so pretend you don't have a job and go juggle for tips like everyone. You're still in Portland, so ride this ridiculous antique bike. Actually, eff that bike, because there are these two foldable Dahons, making it easy to ride all over town in style. Like an artist. But one who eats well.