Have you been to an open bar before? Have you been on a plane? Combining the two isn’t nearly as mind blowing as genetically splicing a mouse gene with a tomato, but for some reason you don’t get as excited about that GMO salad.
Ordering a region-specific wine that you can get at 7-11
Because, like, Kendall Jackson tastes waaaaay better when you order it in San Francisco.
Saying something is better because of the tap water, ever
Easy there, Heisenberg. You must have the same degree in amateur food chemistry as every New Yorker.
Berating a gate agent/baggage handler/taxi driver
You’re right: they may be the most incompetent people you’ve ever met. Especially if you’re in Florida. But reminding them of that fact isn’t going to make them any better at their job, which you’ll find they do alarmingly well when your bag “accidentally” ends up in Winnipeg.