Renting a $100,000 car. For three hours.
And don’t act like you’re a "car enthusiast" who wants the “driving experience.” The handling of a Lambo going 2mph on the Vegas Strip is exactly the same as a Hyundai.
Drinking to excess on the plane
You know the only thing worse than sitting next to somebody at a bar who’s been over served and thinks they’re hilarious? Sitting next to them when the only way out is a 30,000ft drop.
Wearing sunglasses on the flight home. At night.
How cool, you went harder in Reno this weekend than anybody has ever gone in the history of going hard. Or Reno. But they’ll be dimming the cabin lights soon, so you can go ahead and take off those aviators.
Refusing to take public transportation, anywhere
Just because you'd never take the subway back home, doesn’t mean riding it ever automatically makes you some sorta vagabond. There are transit systems around the world that are cleaner (and safer!) than your car.