Sex on the beach is kind of like Paris. In theory it sounds wonderfully romantic, but in reality it’s a lot of sweat and dirt and vagrants staring at you. Or at least that’s been my experience.
But for whatever reason, people seem to fantasize about it. A lot. So much so that a recent survey of 3,000 women from Sleep Cupid found that sex on the beach was among their top fantasies. Of course, a woman who’s actually had sex on the beach might wonder why. “Sand on your toes feels great. Sand in your (expletive)? Not great,” says Lilly, 26, who’s had sex on the beach a number of times and never found it fantasy-worthy.
“Sand friction on a woman’s area -- not to mention a dude’s -- is the furthest thing from romantic,” adds Tatia, 40, who had sex on the beach when she was 20 and is still traumatized. “Peeing sand for days, not hot either.”