Judging by its effects -- a disorienting sensation of weightlessness, wildly lusty sex with whomever is nearby -- being an astronaut is similar to drinking a lot of beer. Making the comparison a reality: the Beer in Space package. From an Aussie outfit known for organizing epic global pub crawls, the Beer in Space tour's sending a lucky group to the cusp of our atmosphere so they can become the first people to crush beer there, and the first to pass out and have peens drawn all over their faces there as well. After two to three days of flight prep that includes an "introduction to consuming liquids in space", intrepid boozers'll be shot past the Karman line 62mi above Earth, where they'll experience 5-10mins of weightlessness and consume some Vostok Space Beer, an Irish-style Aussie brew specifically created for said purpose that has "a finish that goes for days", which also can be said of you after drinking it. And apparently Leonard Nimoy's a liar, because space isn't the final frontier of your partying -- once you touch down there'll be "one hell" of a shindig with the pub crawl dudes awaiting you, plus video footage of yourself in flight, an "astronaut certificate", and...a t-shirt! Those who can't handle the $95K price tag can opt for the similar-though-less-groundbreaking experience of downing a bev during a weightless parabolic flight, necessary savings when you consider constantly being loaded usually doesn't make you that way.
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