9) American Airlines As all of the major carriers pretty much stock an almost identical 13ish-strong lineup of staple spirits that include Jack Daniels, Jim Beam Black, Bailey's Irish Cream, Courvoisier Cognac, and Bacaradi Rum, we'll blow through them based on who's mixing it up with something, anything different. In the case of American, it's the addition of SKYY Vodka and Beefeater Gin.
8) United Airlines Sure, nobody expects a bar stocked with small-batch craft microbrews, but something other than Bud, Miller Lite, and Heineken would be nice. Too bad you're flying United; insert sad trombone here. Thankfully, UA pours Tito's Handmade Vodka, Grand Marnier, and Crown Royal, along with some mixed-up Mai Tais and margaritas.
7) Southwest/ AirTran Nothing too out-of-the-ordinary on either of these soon-to-be-merged airlines, with the exception of Wild Turkey and Corona. What you do get on Southwest, however, is a free drink if you happen to be flying on any number of different holidays. And not even just the ones you get off from work -- think Southwest's birthday, and buy her a card (June 18).