P eople come to Miami to get laid. Maybe it's the heat. Maybe it's the humidity. Maybe it's because our state makes a map of the United States look like that mule who got a little too excited at the petting zoo.
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Purple neon near a freeway off-ramp means there's sex inside.
Yes, the crowd is sexy. No, you don't have to be Tom and Giselle to make the cut.
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Nude beaches in Miami
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Softcore adult entertainment features sometimes use the sand as a set.
Strip clubs in Miami
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We're full-nude, full-liquor, and full-contact.

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