Stepping onto a nude beach in Florida isn't exactly like stepping onto the set of a sultry music video with a cast of extremely attractive, scantily-clad people. It's a little more like stepping onto the set of Cocoon. But you know what? Who cares. The point of a nude beach is to not care what anyone thinks of your body, and just be proud of what God gave you without marring it with unsightly tan lines.
So with year-round sunshine, over 800 miles of coastline, and a population that gives approximately zero fucks, you’d think nude beaches would be as common as afternoon thunderstorms and fraud. But for some reason, Florida has precious few places where you can tan au naturel without fear of embarrassing legal repercussions. Perhaps it’s because a big part of our state is still in the Bible Belt. Or maybe it’s because the people on our nude beaches aren’t always the ones you want to see naked, so nobody’s clamoring for more. That said, Florida’s nude beaches are still some of the best in the world. So pack up your cooler, bring a little extra sunscreen, and leave your judgment at home. Here are the seven best nude beaches in Florida.