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Your guide to 10 of America's very dopest state fairs. | Star Tribune/Getty Images
Your guide to 10 of America's very dopest state fairs. | Star Tribune/Getty Images

The 10 Most Charming, Wacky, and Delicious State Fairs In America

Get ready for some deep-fried fun.

We really don’t give America’s state fairs the love they deserve. We love them, for sure, but we love them with an irresistible and morbid fascination for carnival ride freak accidents, and for the painstaking sculpture of hundreds of pounds of butter, and also for the food. Even when it comes to that food, we love them for their very specific genre of excellent and disturbing foodstuffs, the most notable of which are Food, But Deep Fried, And On a Stick. In other words, we love them as punchlines.

So while state fairs have our attention, they often do not quite have our respect. This is silly because state fairs are wonderful events that are best attended earnestly. Many of them go back 100, 150 years, showcasing the very best that their respective state’s farmers, ranchers, artists, bakers, and local governments have to offer. And you should, of course, respect what they represent in terms of sheer ambition. State fairs are where we find what new heights the human race can reach, what ideas can be willed into corporeal form by those who dare to look at foods they have already fried and wonder if they could perhaps fry them again, or differently, or more.

Here are 10 of the biggest, boldest, and best of the country’s state fairs, eager to sell you something On A Stick, ready for you to fall in love.

indiana state fair
This is one way to stay safe from the tractors. | Photo courtesy of Indiana State Fair

When is it: August
The Indiana State Fair is one of the country’s oldest. Especially famous is the Swine Barn, where each year you will find the state’s largest hog, which is about 1,000 pounds. That is the size of a medium horse, a grand piano, or a small-ish giraffe. This year’s food creations included popcorn chicken-topped mac n’ cheese, a grilled cheese with waffles where one traditionally expects bread, and a beef parfait, comprised of chopped smoked beef brisket over mashed potatoes. Lotta farmers at this particular state fair, too, which makes sense considering, y’know, which state you’re in. Keep an eye out for tractors… driving through the crowds. To date, no one has been run over. Do not be the first.

florida state fair
Florida needs no summer to have summertime weather. | Yes/Shoot Models/Shutterstock

When is it: February
Florida switches it up a bit by hosting its state fair in the wintertime—or as wintertime as things get in Florida—making it the first one out of the gate each year. (For the record, the 2021 fair was held in spring, but 2022 will be business as usual.)  Held in Tampa, it draws more than half a million people every year. You can expect equestrian shows, every conceivable barnyard animal, and more than 110 rides, not least of which is the largest traveling Ferris Wheel in North America—155 feet tall. Newcomers on the food scene included gelato nachos (with Dutch stroopwafels instead of tortilla chips), as well as a grilled cheese stuffed with BBQ pulled pork & mac n’ cheese.

nc state fair
Definitely don't try this at home. | Flickr/NC State Fair

When is it: Late October
Acrobats, livestock shows, extremely large pumpkins, a life-sized pirate ship, and loads of live shows like a five-day Folk music competition and the much-beloved Homegrown Music Fest. If you should have any questions—any at all—about milking cows, the Mobile Dairy Classroom will answer them for you while you munch on your deep-fried Jello (or deep-fried Cuban rolls, or deep-fried strawberry cream puffs …). Or go milk a cow yourself at the State Fair Ark, so named because that is where you will find a whole lot of animals. Oh, and remember that big-ass Ferris wheel? Yeah, it gets around.

people riding carnival rides and walking the grounds of a state fair
Maybe try a wine slushie AFTER hitting the rides. | New York State Fair

When is it: Around Labor Day
The Great New York State Fair (the cheapest state fair in the US, at just $3 a pop for admission!) is held each year in Syracuse, and as of this year includes a “Heart Failure” (a hot dog wrapped in bacon, deep-fried, and served in a Twinkie topped with cheddar cheese peanut butter glaze and bacon bits… yup), plus wine slushies. Maybe hit the rides before you do that rather than after. While you’re digesting, what about some drag shows? Equestrian shows? Rodeos? Hay bale-throwing competitions? What, you’ve seen all that before? Fine, what about Hollywood Racing Pigs? Or the chance to witness the live births of baby calves? They’ve got it all.

iowa state fair
Everything's a spectator sport at a state fair. | Photo courtesy of Iowa State Fair

When is it: August
Another of the country’s best-attended state fairs, Iowa’s pulls in more than 1 million visitors each year. It is also especially famous for one thing, a thing of which you’ve probably seen photos. Heard tales. Lore, if you will. That thing is the Butter Cow. In past years, there have also been accompanying Butter Sesame Street characters, Butter Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, and even a Butter “The Last Supper.” Speaking of butter! What sorts of Food On Stick would you most like to consume during your state fair outing? Cookie Dough In A Waffle On A Stick? Smoothie On A Stick? Pie (Apple, Cherry, Pecan) On A Stick? Bologna On A Stick? Salad On A Stick? All is possible at the Iowa State Fair.

ohio state fair
Never say the Ohio State Fair did not surprise you. | Photo courtesy of Ohio State Fair

When is it: Late July or early August
The Ohio State Fair was closed to regular fairgoers this year, but should return in full, deep-fried force in 2022. In past years, we got … pork butt tots, deep-fried tofu, and the Extremely Ohio buckeye funnel cake. You could get your deep-fried mac ‘n’ cheese either in ball form or On A Stick form. Someone also took gummy worms, made them into tiny burger patties, deep-fried them (as is the law this time of year), and finished them off with Fruity Pebble cereal topping. And, okay, so here is the thing about the Butter Cow. Iowa is not the only state fair that does it, which is fantastic news for anyone living outside Iowa. Ohio, for instance, also does a Butter Cow. It’s also had a Butter Apollo 11 Crew and a Butter Furby. The Ohio State Fair also has professional pogo stick...ers. Pogo athletes? People On Sticks.

wisconsin state fair
Never too late to get Breakfast On A Stick. | Flickr/V'ron

When is it: August, usually
We could talk about a lot of cool stuff from the Wisconsin State Fair, like the Milwaukee Mile—the oldest continuously operating race car track in the world—or the iconic Giant Slide. But by this point in the list, you’re probably pretty hungry? Maybe I’m just hungry. Anyway! Let’s talk deep-fried stuff. Deep-fried garlic cheese curds. Cajun crawfish nachos. Still hungry? Have a Peanut Butter Squealer, which goes as follows: First, a maple-infused breakfast sausage is baked inside a Belgian waffle. Then, it’s drizzled with syrup. Then, it’s topped with bacon. This state fair also gets a special shout-out for their incredibly convenient list of Foods On-a-Stick.

arizona state fair
They are on their way to get Cheetos On Sticks. | Gregory E. Clifford/Shutterstock

When is it: October
No enormous concerts happening at the 2021 Arizona State Fair, but there will be—you guessed it—enormous amounts of fried and fantastical foods. There’s gonna be fried butter. Fry bread. Some pickle shooters. Chocolate-covered Tamales On Sticks. Cheetos On Sticks. Entire Pigs On (Big) Sticks. Maybe a deep-fried watermelon or two, not On Sticks so far as we know. (Yet.) All that’ll be topped off with rodeos, carnival rides, and pig races.

texas state fair
Festivities will be overseen by Big Tex. | Photo courtesy of Texas State Fair

When is it: Late September through mid-October
Joke all you want, but things really are bigger in Texas. The Texas State Fair is the largest in America, beginning around the last Friday in September and carrying on almost an entire month. It is attended each year by more than 2 million people. Naturally, there will be rodeos and rides. I have also heard whispers of cotton candy tacos at the Texas State Fair. Butter sculptures, most certainly. Recent years’ new foods included deep-fried Nutella custard stuffed French toast, which sounds like several separate foods but is one, and deep-fried seafood gumbo balls.

minnesota state fair
You could be eating this. | Photo courtesy of Minnesota State Fair

When is it: Around Labor Day
Minnesota, a state known for not messing around at all when it’s time for winter, goes just as hard in the late summer when it’s time for what’s known as the Great Minnesota Get-Together. The Texas State Fair might be largest in terms of overall attendance, but that’s sort of on the basis of a technicality—it lasts twice as long as the Minnesota State Fair, which draws in more people per day and thus, in this respect, is the true most popular state fair in America. Entertainment this year included a Traveling Reptile Show and performances from TLC, Shaggy, and Tim McGraw. Minnesota also did a lot of things with tacos this year, such as deep-frying them and putting them On Sticks, or deep-frying them into the shape of ice cream cones, or filling them with brisket, which I think is the only one that actually bothers me. There’s BBQ sauce, something about the nature of which strikes me as … not belonging on a taco. America, however, clearly thinks otherwise, and I’m not gonna argue with that. Yes, there is sculpted butter to be found here, too.

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Kastalia Medrano is a writer and editor. You can find her on Twitter at @kastaliamedrano, and Venmo tips at @kastaliamedrano.