Fox Club Cabaret (address and info)
Yelp reviewers seem to love this place, although they don’t give little ole Missoula much strip-club street cred. As the top two reviews note, “The Fox Club is dramatically different than what I was expecting from a strip club in Missoula, MT,” and “I keep finding myself repeating the words: 'This is a pretty good place for Missoula.'" It’s a large spot with top-notch sound, good-looking dancers (both traveling and local), and a full bar. It might not be much if you’re a club in, say, Atlanta, but those qualities make you tops in Big Sky country.
Shakers (address and info)
Since it’s the only all-nude spot in Nebraska, the nod has to go to this small-ish strip joint in even smaller-ish Waverly. The club comes complete with dungeon and jungle rooms, and a Yelp review from Cheng J of Lincoln, NE, gives it five stars. Although he also notes, for what it's worth: “Lots of beautiful girls there. $14 for night cover and one free soft drink. You would love it.” And in Cheng, we trust.