The Cheetah (address and info)
With a polite nod to local favorite Clermont Lounge, this is a list of best strip clubs, not “best strip clubs you’re most likely to see things you can’t unsee.” That said, the win in Atlanta goes to the Cheetah; not only does it employ more hot strippers than you can possibly shower with the 23 singles in your wallet, but it's got one of the best DJs in the business calling them to the main stage. Oh yea, there's also an in-house gourmet restaurant in case you get a hankering for blackened lobster with cheesy grits & fried okra.
Diamond Gentlemen’s Club (address and info)
While obviously strip clubs have never really been the main draw to Hawaii, you’re still talking about an island with multiple military installations. So, in addition to tattoo parlors and payday loan joints, you’re gonna find a lot of strip clubs. And the best among them according to Yelp is Diamonds, where the most flattering comments note the presence of air conditioning, bouncers who don't making patrons feel awkward, and dancers who aren't pushy. Also, it’s BYOB, which means you won’t spend the entire paycheck you just cashed at the loan spot next door on liquor. Just on the mixers.
Stateline Showgirls (address and info)
Post Falls, ID
So, here’s a clever way to get around those pesky “no nudity and liquor” laws: straddle your bar on a state line, so the booze is served in one state while the strippers dance in the other. That’s exactly what they’ve done at Stateline, where you can go to the Washington side to watch completely naked dancers, then mosey back into Idaho for a cheap drink.