New Canaan, CT
Look, New Canaan has things going for it. It's got good schools, it's a short ride to Manhattan, and Ang Lee didn't film The Ice Storm there(!!) for nothing. But referring to it as "the next station to Heaven" seems a little extreme. It's something the town's residents totally do, though, so get on New Canaan's level, Detroit.
Sign up here for our daily Thrillist email, and get your fix of the best in food/drink/fun.
Kristin Hunt is a staff writer for Thrillist, and has several friends from Buffalo. They all care way too much about the Bills. Follow her to hometown apathy at @kristin_hunt.