Now mind you, there is a way to do New Orleans right. After all, this city is absolutely packed with more culture and food and drink than just about anywhere else in the US. But, on a bachelor party weekend, while rolling 20 dudes deep down Bourbon St in July in matching T-shirts asking random girls to show their upper torsos for worthless beads you actually spent a decent amount of money on, you will not be doing it justice.
Oh well. Your first stop will undoubtedly be Pat O’Briens, because HURRICANES Y'ALL. And, of course, because no bachelor party is complete without a group picture with said Hurricanes by the fountain. Then, despite refusing to be seen in public drinking anything other than beer or whiskey for most of your adult life, you take the brightest, most frozen drink you can find and... go out in public! Because, hey, you can DO that here!