Travel Alert: definitely don't have sex in China!
4.65 million already-packaged package-protectors have been seized by Chinese police, and not the sexy dancing kind. Mimicking brands such as Durex, Contex, and the respectably named Jissbon (whose yellow condom mascot is always smiling a little too much) were being sold online for a mere $0.16 apiece. According to the police who raided the warehouse, "the floor was piled high with the contraceptives, and the stench of the cheap oil lubricants was nauseating". After quickly arresting
a herd of confused prefrosh those responsible, they tallied the contraband Contex as weighing 1,100lbs, proving yet again that size really does matter.