Again, though, the only thing connecting these two events is the panicked musings of worried parents, and/or the mischievous pot-stirring of Internet trolls.
In other words, expect the witch barbecue to commence shortly. And with playground meat for an appetizer.
Gianni Jaccoma is a staff writer for Thrillist, and he’s pretty sure that's him in the photo. Follow his mysterious tweets @gjaccoma, and send your news tips to email@example.com