Croatians gone wild

For the better part of history, Croatia was like that oddly dressed dude at the party who's kinda giving off a creepy vibe, but is pretty much harmless. Well now, after years of avidly observing the fun from its dimly-lit corner of Europe, Croatia is taking its knowledge and dropping a big ol' rager, dubbed Dimensions Festival, on the picturesque shores that surround Fort Punta Christo in Pula.

people partying on a barge
Graham Turner

The whole shebang starts today and runs for the next five nights, so it's not too late to snag a suspiciously cheap plane ticket and make this sweet barge party.

pretty girls sitting on the beach
Benjamin Eagle

Bring your trunks and don't forget your pamphlet on push-up variations. You'll need it when trying to impress Croatian beach babes. Bonus points on that tribal back tattoo; they're just now getting big over there.

cool croatian boats
Ashes 57

Oh, this? It's just a run-of-the-mill paddle boat with a freaking waterslide built into it. Show off your contempt for safety and "rules" by going down headfirst. Sup ladies?

people haning out on the beach
Benjamin Eagle

Croatians undeniably love contempt for safety and "rules", as illustrated by this picture where the crowd has obviously gathered to see some dude out in the water going down a waterslide headfirst... Sup ladies (x2)?

party yacht in croatia
Benjamin Eagle

Just a bit larger than the S.S. Minnow, but with way more Ginger and Mary Anne if you know what we're saying... We're saying more women, dude. The party yacht takes off from this tropic port each evening, and a DJ'd dance party takes place on its tiny deck.

cute girls on boat and one is in a panther top
Benjamin Eagle

Don't break eye contact... don't break eye contact...

crazy rave party
Graham Turner

At night, like most parties, this place kicks it up a level and things start to really get weird... The whole area turns into a giant rave that's apparently surrounded by fire and circus tents, while multiple DJs take multiple stages and keep going into the wee hours of the creepy Croatian morning.

pretty women in croatia
Benjamin Eagle

But rest assured that in the morning the women will still be gorgeous, and probably mad excited to observe your daily beach push-up routine. 128... 129...

sign
Zoe Lower

Take that springtime sh*t back to Bummersville bro. Summertime vibes only, here.