So, really, the question is: is it really a lie if the person who says it truly believes it? Is Donald Trump simply operating on a level the rest of us cannot even fathom? Is the emperor actually wearing invisible clothes?
Trump's days as an airline mogul may have been short-lived and are long since over, but he does still have his private Boeing 757-200 with 24-karat-gold-plated bathroom fixtures (none of this gold-toned nonsense!), and we can still call it Hair Force One, and that, friends, is a truly precious gift for which we should all be grateful.
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Nicole Rupersburg wishes she could travel back in time to the pre-TSA days of airline travel and, in this Whovian fantasy, would 100% fly the Trump Shuttle just to see the bathrooms. Find her flying decidedly less fauxurious accommodations on IG: @eatsdrinksandleaves.