When most people miss a flight, they rebook, get a hotel room, or hunker down in the terminal late-night to shoot a music video lip-syncing a Celine Dion song. That's most people.
But Brit traveler Lee Jezard? No, apparently he's not a Celine Dion fan. After turning up late to the UK's Birmingham Airport and missing his flight to Ibiza last week, the 22-year-old decided to spend his night testing the airport's (clearly negligent) security system by sneaking onto the runway and boarding an empty plane.
And yes, he had been drinking. A lot. In case you were wondering.
Short on cash for a hotel room after rebooking his flight for the following morning, Jezard settled in at one of the airport's bars. One drink led to another and by the time the airport emptied out, he came up with the genius idea to channel his inner-Leo DiCaprio from Catch Me If You Can; sneaking past a closed check-in desk, crawling through a luggage conveyor belt, and then finding an open Lufthansa Embraer 195 to, you know, hang out in.