Greece, Freaky Fortune feat. RiskyKidd -- Rise Up
For its entry this year, Greece went with rappers Freaky Fortune and RiskyKidd (two Ds still don't make that pseudonym OK), aka three guys in bad tailoring who rap into the camera with wobbly voices, and fail to pump up the audience.
Save a really cool, slow motion trampoline flip (no doubt perfected after years of watching gyros being made) this performance was a bit of a mess. Of course, with Eurovision -- as with most singing competitions -- it's hardly ever about the singing.