Am I going to make my connections?
I have absolutely no idea. But yes.
Do you get, like, a special discount you can hook me up with?
Yes, I do. It's called "friends and family" discount. Not "middle-school lab partners who found me on Facebook" discount. Though when they start offering those you'll be the first to know.
Do you have any tips on buying tickets?
I've flown for free for seven years. Asking me how to get cheap airline tickets is like asking Zac Efron how to meet women.
What is your "route"?
People seem to think that we fly that same Phoenix-to-Chicago route all day every day, like we're making widgets on an assembly line. Actually we have a crew-scheduling desk that tells us where to go (and we hate them); better routes depend on seniority and a number of other factors. In any event, we’re not doing Paris to New York on endless repeat.