This is the Four Seasons Hualalai on Kona, and it is worth getting married if just to spend a few days here afterward. Despite an alarming commitment to helping you stay active (Pilates classes, yo!), it's a very easy place to relax, with basking options ranging from a trio of pools -- one salt and teeming with reef fish -- to a long strand of beach where you will occasionally be joined by sea turtles similarly bent on laying there and doing not a whole hell of a lot.
This Vintage Cocktail Lounge Is in a Rare Airplane From the 1960s
Reposed amid their verdant golf course, this is your beautiful, beautiful bungalow, and like getting your car washed by high school girls raising money for the volleyball team, it will ultimately make you sad about whatever you are going home to.
Welcome to your lanai (all rooms have one), which is basically a balcony for people holding rum-based drinks. It's where the warm breeze tousles your hair, and the sea murmurs a familiar mantra about timelessness, and being filled with fish.
When you are all tuckered out from strolling around being pleased with yourself/avoiding Pilates, this is where you will rest -- but not alone, as the true price you paid to be here cannot be slid under any door. Unless you married a model and have extremely ill-fitting doors, in which case, here's to you, dude!