Want a job circling the globe and staying in extravagant hotels? How about partying in exclusive clubs and dining at offensively expensive restaurants? No? You love your job. Oh, gotcha.
Well if you did, now would be your chance; Luxury Travel Intelligence (a membership-based travel site for the super loaded) and VeryFirstTo.com want to hire someone to go on a one-year, ONE MILLION DOLLAR, round-the-world trip… for FREE.
There are, however, a few of (big) catches:
You've gotta write about everything you do -- and do it undercover. Or on the "DL", as the kids from 2001 to 2003 say.
You should probably already be rich: sure, they're fronting a million bucks for your accommodation, meals, and entertainment, but miscellaneous expenses are on your dime.
You definitely need to be "discerning", with prior travel experience and knowledge of life's finer things. In fact, you should probably be like the Dos Equis guy -- that would help.
Timothy DeLaGhetto and David So Devour all the Bacon at the Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival
The contest is open to couples, and the lucky winner(s) should enjoy flying/sailing on private jets and luxury yachts, and tearing it up in places like Buenos Aires, Venice, the Maldives, and Miami. Also, there will be skiing -- so pack your favorite North Face.
Still not interested? Of course not, you've got one of the high-walled cubicles. Fine, then definitely do not apply here by April 30th.
Chloe Pantazi is an editorial assistant on Thrillist's travel team. Follow her to dreams of Miami and Will Smith on Twitter at @ChloePantazi.