The contest is open to couples, and the lucky winner(s) should enjoy flying/sailing on private jets and luxury yachts, and tearing it up in places like Buenos Aires, Venice, the Maldives, and Miami. Also, there will be skiing -- so pack your favorite North Face.
Still not interested? Of course not, you've got one of the high-walled cubicles. Fine, then definitely do not apply here by April 30th.
Chloe Pantazi is an editorial assistant on Thrillist's travel team. Follow her to dreams of Miami and Will Smith on Twitter at @ChloePantazi.