REGARDING BATHROOM STOPS
7. Raged against restroom pitstops, claiming they'd upset his carefully crafted timetable, before finally breaking down and pulling over on the side of the road. When asked about toilet paper, he pointed to the nearby bushes.
8. When the time came for him to answer nature's call, he'd use an empty coffee cup, ordering everyone to look out the window while simultaneously congratulating himself for being the only one who wasn't delaying the trip with unnecessary stops.
9. Threw said coffee cup out the window at the next available opportunity, usually resulting in the next car getting an unexpected acid wash.