REGARDING... BEING A DAD
13. Take a 45-minute detour just to get a photo of a giant ear of corn, a 70-foot prairie dog, or some other absurd roadside attraction.
14. Wave at complete strangers sitting on their porches, because obviously that's what you do in a small town.
15. Hand you the family camera during an unexpected hail storm and force you to lean out the window, snapping some shots of the damage for insurance purposes.
Gianni Jaccoma is an editorial assistant for Thrillist Travel, and his dad could probably definitely beat yours in a fight. For nonstop, dad-style humor, follow him on Twitter @gjaccoma