3. Refused to ask for directions, relying on the outdated maps in the glovebox and his own locational intuition. This invariably led to a much longer trip than originally planned, which he chalked up to "taking a scenic route".
4. Barreled down the road at exactly 5mph above the speed limit, because it's "technically not speeding".
5. Insisted on driving the whole trip, day or night, because taking a nap while letting your Mom drive just didn't feel right.
6. Forced everyone to roll their windows down in the 100-degree heat instead of turning on the AC, because it was "more fuel efficient".