Travel to Ecuador's version of Hawaii

Finally take a vacation where you're guaranteed to see some boobies (albeit blue-footed ones) at the Galapagos Safari Camp, which puts you plop in the middle of the ecological wonderland located 600mi off the Ecuadoran coast

Forget three-story hotels with movie channels and plush beds, this place is called camp for a reason: you'll be staying in one of nine "African-style" tents

OK, the tents are actually pretty damn luxe, rocking custom furnishings, en-suite bathrooms, and private balconies

Alas, this voyage is about more than just fancy tents -- by day you'll be exploring Galapagos's uninhabited isles, where you'll see penguins, sea lions, iguanas, and even those mildly disappointing blue-footed boobies

Because man cannot exist on tent alone, there's also a super-posh hilltop lodge..

...with a deck sporting panoramic views across Santa Cruz and the Pacific

They call that a "petite infinity pool", so it totally stops at the sixth decimal of pi

All meals are prepared from local produce, but not this guy! He's just one of the old tortoises you might see wandering the grounds, because Safari Camp's next door to a tortoise reserve

Photos: Jetsetter