Catch a lleisurely llift on a llama
Thanks to the wonders of progressive social norms, there are a lot of aspects of classic movie Westerns that seem a little out of place today. However, one thing that will never go away is wanting to hang out in some unexplored territory, far away from anything with a web browser installed in it, llama by your side.
Well, the Wyoming-based Lander Llama Company read your dream journal and is fully prepared to supply you with everything you need to range out onto the, uh… range. With trips ranging(!) from a brisk three-day journey to a seven-day solar eclipse viewing trip, you can live out your fantasy of being all llama’d up with somewhere to go. You’ll be walking with llamas in a place called “Sweetwater Canyon.” John Wayne just shed a single tear.