"I am not looking for companionship, romance, drugs, a trade, or to take selfies with you in front the Christmas Market in Prague", he wrote. "If you feel compelled to toss me a couple hundred bucks, great. Really the only thing I ask for is that you enjoy this trip and that it bring you happiness."
While those caveats seem to limit the field, Axani told Thrillist dozens of Canadian women with the same name as his ex have emailed him.
The first to step forward, though, says she's old enough to be Axani's mom. Which could be cool, if he's into older women with teenage daughters.
The trip in question spans three continents and seven countries, and kicks off with a flight from NYC to Milan on Dec. 21; then, Prague to Paris on Dec. 28; Paris to Bangkok on Dec. 29; Bangkok to New Delhi on Jan. 7; and finally, New Delhi to Toronto on Jan. 8.
And if you're a Canadian Elizabeth Gallagher: what the hell are you waiting for?
Chloe Pantazi is an editorial assistant on Thrillist's travel team. Yes, that's a British accent. No, she doesn't watch Doctor Who. Follow her on Twitter at @ChloePantazi.