While trekking through foreign lands can be a comedic adventure in miscommunication, luckily, there are plenty of accommodating folks willing to give English the old college try -- even if their college clearly doesn't teach English. Here are a few signs that've gotten hilariously lost in translation.
Hilariously bad English sign translations
What a clever ruse, as the Chinese characters on this Sichuan sign actually translate to "The green grass fears your feet". This type of blatant snake scaremongering has got… to… stop!
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The bigger question is really: Why does the grass feel so lucky?
Er, does it still count as propaganda if you tell everyone it's propaganda?
If you've been told once, you've been told a million times: Please refrain from hurling your seedcases across the cabin.
Just… don't get it on my dress.
Oh dear. If only I could remember where I packed the ziplock bags in all of the chaos and mass confusion of this ship sinking. Heavens, how ever will I get through customs with a soaking wet passport?
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Are you filling your car up with gas in Italy? Or is this some high-stakes games of international espionage?
Ouch. Not cool, China. Not cool.
Don't patronize me with your patronizing signs!
No, we're not going to teach just regular oral English; that's so boring. Instead, with our MP3 program, get ready to get Cray Cray!
After the Kung Pao chicken, the toilet never really had a chance.