Current slogan: Native America
The founders of modern Oklahoma, as we know it, are Curly McLain and Laurey Williams, who in the midst of an torrid love triangle with embittered Jed, resulted in a not-guilty murder verdict, statehood for Oklahoma, and over 2,000 contiguous Broadway performances.
Better slogan: Not the Musical, but Similar!
Current slogan: We Like It Here. You Might Too.
This slogan fits. It feels like the Patagonia fleece your mom gave you before sophomore year of college. Eleven years later, it's still in the closet, soft and ready for cold seasons. It's the one you wore almost every day that first winter and, in February, to a Dave Matthews concert.
Now, you wouldn't normally attend a Dave Matthews Band concert, but one of your friends tricked you into attending alongside his girlfriend's friend.
The next thing you know, the girl -- who is nice, but, not your thing, much like Oregon -- spoons you from behind. She's "Crashing Into You" with her hips, with every beat, and we haven't even had a beer, 'cause we just graduated from high school and are nerds.
Better slogan: Give Portland a Rest Already