We've all done it. After sitting in traffic for an hour while driving to the airport, standing in line behind 14 families with 25 bags to check your one suitcase, shuffling through security and seeing your plane delayed three times, you just snap. And that poor guy behind the Starbucks counter who spelled your name with one too many E's is now bearing the brunt of your air-rage.
And it's unfortunate, because most of the men and women who make your local airport run don't earn enough cash to deal with your crap. To prove it, we used data from the Bureau of Labor and Statistics, Glassdoor.com, and Payscale.com to compile the AVERAGE* annual salary for 20 airport jobs across the United States. From shuttle van driver to airplane pilot -- and everyone else you encounter along the way -- here's who's taking home what from the airport.
*Again, these are AVERAGE salaries. We realize that some people in each job will make more, others will make less.
This Florida Mansion on the Beach Has a 15-Person Hot Tub
Average annual income: $118,435 It’s a lot easier to be chipper when saying, “We’re going to be on the tarmac at least another hour while they come and replace this toilet” when you’re making six figures.
Average annual income: $35,016 They probably handle large containers leaving from Miami every day that are worth more than they’ll make in a lifetime.
Average annual income: $25,893 If people realized $5 a bag is a bargain compared to waiting in that 400-person line at the Southwest counter, skycaps would take home a lot more money.
Air traffic controller
Average annual income: $109,308 You’d think the guys who keep planes from crashing into each other would make a little more than a Peter Luger’s waiter. Ronald Reagan would not.
Average annual income: $49,416 According to Glassdoor.com, running an ENTIRE AIRPORT only makes you about $400 a year more than managing a local Chili’s. Then again, worrying about everybody's chips and salsa refill can be stressful AF.
The cop screaming at you to move your car
Average annual income: $54,817 They may be the best-paid people on the planet who ride Segways.
Average annual income: $40,452 Contrary to popular belief, there are no bonuses for confiscating the most 4oz containers of facial cream and souvenir cheese knives.
Average annual income: $35,457 Before you start calling them “tossers,” find the nearest 50lb object. Now lift it. Put it down. Lift it. Put it down. Now do that for the whole day and tell us whether it's worth $16 an hour, before taxes.
The lady who sells the newspaper and "I Heart NY" shotglasses
Average annual income: $19,406 Perhaps you should buy some candy or gum.
Average annual income: $50,982 This works out to about $25 an hour. Which explains why any time “maintenance” needs to come out to the plane, you can go ahead and start that DVD of Step Brothers.
Average annual income: $30,026 So, yes, a well-placed $20 actually MIGHT get you on that earlier flight to Boise. Or not. But man, $30k to put up with SO. MUCH. SHIT.
Average annual income: $24,355 Doesn't the real satisfaction come from the joy on people's faces when they see their name on a little white placard?
Average annual income: $25,459 Plus, whatever hastily discarded drugs they find in the bathrooms right before security.
Average annual income: $24,440 Almost makes you want to purchase the platinum protection plan so the poor kid can make rent.
Airport shuttle driver
Average annual income: $21,382 In case you missed the 17 signs in the van: THEY WORK FOR TIPS. And the money you’re saving by parking at the off-off-airport dog kennel/park-and-fly should more than cover his gratuity.
Average annual income: $24,660 It would probably be under $20,000 if they took the shortest route or used air conditioning.
Parking lot attendant
Average annual income: $19,801 When you make less than the minimum wage in some states ($9-$10 an hour on average), the fact that you’re about three months away from being replaced by a credit card reader seems more like an opportunity than a setback.
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