Who is she, anyway?
Geisha are upscale entertainers who, like magicians, you rent for parties. However, rather than repeatedly asking, "Is this your card?", a geisha plays the role of your ultimate dream girl. (Unless, of course, your ultimate dream girl performs card tricks.)
When you ask, she's there; she's delicate, demure, charming, stylized, graceful, and maybe a little bawdy. She sings (for you), dances (for you), dresses (for you), calls attention (to you), and makes sure everybody in the room knows you're the top dog. Unless DMX is there, and has a better geisha.