We're taught early in life not to judge a book by its cover, but when that book is literally putting a roof over our head -- and, you know, sleeping in the room next door -- it's OK to judge a little. Or a lot, honestly.
But when it comes to selecting an Airbnb, it's far easier to spot a crazy-bad rental than it is a crazy host. Which is why we took it upon ourselves to scour the site for the weirdest, most peculiar, flag-raising ads (based on the host's comments, not the space) and create this handy checklist of surefire signs you're about to rent a room from an insane person. Or at the least, from someone who is very particular.
The main image is of them, and not their place
And they do this... twice. As in two separate listings, and two giant pictures of their face. Actually, one of their face, one of their breasts. This isn't a dating profile... or, wait, is it?