Huilo Huilo Biological Reserve
Make like Tarzan (and Jane) in your very own Chilean treehouse

Remember your mid-tree, middle school clubhouse? It was rustic, all "no girls allowed", and AWESOME. But now that you're a grown-ass man, your needs in the trees have changed; enter the Nothofagus Hotel & Spa -- home to 55 epic rooms with views of the Patagonian Andes, two restaurants, and a massive spa -- it's Mother Nature's best, with the creature comforts girls will surely find inviting.

Seven floors of treehouse livin' await.
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Flammable? Maybe, but what good's a two-story premium suite without at least a hint of danger?
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Floor-to-ceiling windows make the inside feel like the outside -- excellent for those who prefer experiencing the outdoors from the comfort of the indoors.
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And outside will still feel like the outside, on your private balcony.
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Premium suites come with a living room, where you can call club meetings to order in front of a flatscreen.
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And suite bathrooms come with whirlpool tubs, where you can use the rainforest shower as a holding area for your water balloon stash.
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Should you feel like socializing with others, or spend more time being indoorsy, there's plenty of room for both.
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Leafy mountain views are the property's centerpiece. 
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It's as if Middle-earth fornicated with Hogwarts.
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Did your old clubhouse have a water feature? We think not (underachiever).
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Ours didn't even have windows... but this one's got an entire spa, outfitted with a heated swimming pool, whirlpools, a dry and wet sauna, steam therapy, baths built in tree trunks, massages, facials -- you get the picture.
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Plus, if you're bored of holding court in your treehouse suite, the Huilo-Huilo Biological Reserve -- 232sqmi of epic protected Chilean forest and wildlife -- has tons of rad activities on offer. 
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Like the Huilo-Huilo Falls, where you can kayak, fish, and hike.

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And year-round skiing at the nearby Snow Center.
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As well as the longest zip-line system in South America (if you're into that sort of thing).
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Return to your fancy suite after a day's adventures, and commence the water balloon fight. But rest up -- tomorrow's agenda includes 'capture the flag'. 

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