Panama's no longer just notable for canals, hats, Van Halen songs, and crippling malaria, because it has Islas Secas: a posh, mainly mosquito-free, 16 island eco-resort located just 25mi off the mainland into the Pacific

With only seven total Casitas (prefab, lux tents), they can only accommodate 14 guests at once, which may just be a clever way to keep the Duggars from visiting

Food & drink's all-inclusive, and covers made-to-order breakfast, lunch, a 3-course dinner, and "alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages". Hahaha, "non-alcoholic beverages", VERY FUNNY! When not getting bombed, you can bomb around the islands on a boat, as well as go SCUBA diving, snorkeling, and hiking

It's claimed that the whale-, dophin-, and reef-filled waters are "gin clear", and since to you that means totally fuzzy with a splitting headache, clearly it means something different in Panama. There're 11 beaches for everyday use, but you can also elect to be dropped off for the day at Islas Pargo, a completely off-the-grid private island where you'll be provided with a gourmet picnic, and fo kayaking in "mangroves", a.k.a., the forest of every woman's dreams. It's said that the Gulf of de ChiriquĂ­ National Park is among the premiere fishing spots on the planet, and the resort's packages include a captain and first mate-ified 34' Sea Vee stocked w/ Shimano fishing tackle and a gourmet box lunch. They say that the is "off the hook", so...maybe don't count on actually catching anything

There's also this type of fishing, which's pretty fly.

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